(email 2005-12-12, Ken O)
GOOD
A NJ policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up
the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money.(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Morristown, NJ. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the NJ State Trooper walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the NJ State Police Ball."He replied, "NJ State Troopers don't have balls."
There was moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car, and left.She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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