Little Mary Margaret

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.Usually she
slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me
Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir,
little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and
jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun
said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary
Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell
back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had
her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary
Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more
time, I'll break it in half!" The Nun fainted.

(email 2004 Nov, Ken O)


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