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Remember - Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious!

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

Also - Country Wisdom (2004-01-19)

(email 2004-05-10, Ken O)

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