NEWEST MATHEMATICAL FORMULA

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this: What
makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you
to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

Look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and,
Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put
you over the top!

(email 2004 Mar, Ken O)


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