Christmas Card (Attorney Style)

 

From us (the wishers) to you (the wishee).

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stressed, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable tradition of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I wish you an academically successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004, but with due respect of the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

  • This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
  • This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting, and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
  • This greeting implies no promise of the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
  • This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
  • This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for the period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

The wishors warrant this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishors.

 

Any reference in this greeting to "Father Christmas" "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all propriety rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

 

This greeting is made under Commonwealth law.


MERRY CHRISTMAS
<name withheld>

(email 2003-12-20)


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