Christmas Card (Attorney Style)
From us (the wishers) to you (the wishee).
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stressed, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable tradition of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you an academically successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004, but with due respect of the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
The wishors warrant this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishors.
Any reference in this greeting to "Father Christmas" "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all propriety rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
This greeting is made under Commonwealth law.
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