Eighteen Reasons Golf's Better Than Sex
(email 2003-02-14)

REASON 18: You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.

REASON 17: If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.

REASON 16: The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf.

REASON 15: If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.

REASON 14: Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.

REASON 13: It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.

REASON 12: When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.

REASON 11: If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else.

REASON 10: Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself.

REASON 9: When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

REASON 8: You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.

REASON 7: You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.

REASON 6: There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

REASON 5: If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.

REASON 4: Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.

REASON 3: Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.

REASON 2 You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.

REASON 1: Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"


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