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Subject:
battery man
Today,
the world was stunned by the news of the death
of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death
occurred at approximately 8:42 last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going,
and going, and going, "Pinkie," as he was known to his
friends and family, was alone at the time of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the
cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by
sexual over stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in
backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming.....
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