- And
your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- Do
I look like a people person?
- This
isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.
- I
started out with nothing & still have most of
it left.
- Sarcasm
is just one more service we offer.
- If
I throw a stick, will you leave?
- You!...
Off my planet!
- Does
your train of thought have a caboose?
- Did
the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Errors
have been made. Others will be blamed.
- A
PBS mind in an MTV world.
- Allow
me to introduce my selves.
- Whatever
kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Well,
this day was a total waste of makeup.
- See
no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
- Are
those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- Not
all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- I'm
trying to imagine you with a personality.
- A
cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Stress
is when you wake up screaming & you realize
you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Can
I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
- Too
many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Nice
perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos,
panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
- How
do I set a laser printer to stun?
- I
thought I wanted a career, turns out I just
wanted paychecks
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